Thursday, July 28, 2011

random things that are useless

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*Most toliets flush in E-flat.
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.
*The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes


1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

TONGGAK 12 (sekadar renungan)

(i) Menghargai Masa
(ii) Ketekunan Membawa Kejayaan
(iii) Keseronokan Bekerja
(iv) Kemuliaan Kesederhanaan
(v) Ketinggian Peribadi
(vi) Kekuatan Sifat Baik Hati
(vii) Pengaruh Teladan
(viii) Kewajipan Menjalankan Tugas
(ix) Kebijaksanaan Berhemat
(x) Keutamaan Kesabaran
(xi) Peningkatan Bakat
(xii) Nikmat Mencipta


Dekat TTPR, nana digelar kerani 1. kerani satu ni buat kerja filing, jaga kursus, dan lain lain kerja yang remeh temeh :p. tapi tak de lah susah mana. kerja dia simple simple aje. lagi parah masa dekat pejabat lama. bersyukur sangat!!


1hb Julai 2011, nana mula berkhidmat di pejabat baru. Apa apa pun, nana still di bawah Kementerian Perumahan dan Kerajaan Tempatan. cuma bahagian aje yang berbeza. beza yang amat berbeza.

Bahagian baru nana ni namanya Tribunal Tuntutan Pembeli Rumah (TTPR). Mula mula nana agak pelik sikit bila masuk kat sini. Selama ni dah biasa punya ketua yang digelar Pengarah. Tp kat TTPR ni tak ade pengarah tapi PENGERUSI yang bernama BHUPINDAR SINGH A/L GURCHARAN SINGH PREET. :p cool yeah. bawah pengerusi pulak ade timbalan dia. seorang perempuan melayu. sangat cantik dan bergaya. nama penuh nya tak pasti tapi nana panggil dia PN. ROZI.

TTPR ni bukan lah satu bahagian yang besar. kami semua adelah dalam 30 orang. semuanya riang riang belaka. macam macam kerenah. hari hari nak bergaduh mulut. bersyukur sangat walaupun dorang macam tu tapi kerja tip top. paling bangga sekali bila dapat cc yang lasak n happy go lucky. nama dia CC NASIR. tak lama lagi dah nak pencen. **sayangnya..

Bila tengok tengok dekat carta organisasi, baru na perasan dekat pejabat nana ni ramai singh. patut lah orang panggil ni bahagian singh. hahahaaa.. apa apa pun nana bahagia dekat sini. so far semua nya baik baik belaka. alhamdulillah.