Sunday, November 20, 2011

101 REASONS TO STAY SINGLE


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By nana lake

The Big List Of The Benefits Of Bachelorism

Author’s Note:

Thank you all for your support! When I originally published this article years ago, I never expected it to become so popular! Now that I'm happily engaged and this article has been optioned to be adapted into a TV series, I've created a new list called 101 Reasons to Get (and Stay!) Married. Enjoy, and whether you're single or married, remember: it's your life. Live it however you want to live it.


1. Everything in your house is yours.

2. You don't have to hide gifts, receipts, and other purchase records in ridiculous places.

3. If you buy something "yummy", you don't have to buy twice as much.

4. The only person you have to dress up for is your boss.

5. Your late nights are all yours.

6. Less stuff to move when you do move

7. One bedroom apartments feel more spacious with only one person

8. You never have to ask for permission to orgasm.

9. Only the doctor can tell you what to eat

10. You decide what to shave and when

11. Valentines day costs less

12. No anniversaries to remember

13. No extra birthdays to remember

14. No extra family to shop for during the holidays

15. No irritating in-laws to deal with

16. You can walk around naked whenever you want.

17. Only your sense of decency has any say about where you leave your dirty clothes.

18. You don't have to share

19. You don't have to change your life because someone else has jealousy issues.

20. The only insecurities you have to deal with are your own.

21. Getting that out-of-state job doesn't hinge on what someone else wants or thinks.

22. The only people complaining about music volume are the neighbors.

23. You can fall asleep anywhere without getting any guff for it in the morning.

24. You don't have to use the "headache" excuse anymore.

25. You don't have to worry as much about the "oops, I'm pregnant" factor.

26. The only person who goes through your stuff is you.

27. The only person who sees your inbox is you.

28. More time to spend with friends.

29. You don't have to live with someone who can't stand your parents.

30. If you want to go for pizza at 3am, no one stops you or asks you why.

31. You can date more freely.

32. The cute secretary is fair game.

33. The whole wedding mess? Yeah, none of that to deal with.

34. You don't have to share your closet with anyone else.

35. You always get to watch what you want.

36. You always get to read what you want.

37. You decide when to crawl into bed.

38. You can throw yourself into bed and snore without dire consequences.

39. No one else's annoying (or disgusting) habits to deal with at home.

40. The only fetishes you have to deal with are your own.

41. You can talk to yourself without people saying "what?" or worrying about your sanity.

42. There are religious benefits, if you're into that kind of thing.

43. Single people can still adopt, if you're into that kind of thing.

44. The only annoying friends you have to deal with are your own.

45. You don't ever have to wonder if you really love the person you live with.

46. There's only one way to do things- your way.

47. You are the master of the thermostat.

48. The only messes you have to clean up are your own.

49. The only disasters you have to fix are your own.

50. If an argument starts, you can walk away... forever.

51. You don't have to make excuses for yourself.

52. The whole "old maid" thing is so last century.

53. Dinner can be as simple as a frozen burrito.

54. When you eat, you buy and cook for one.

55. No one else is going to eat your leftovers.

56. No one else is going to raid your stash of sweets (you don't even have to hide it!)

57. You don't have to share your bed with anyone.

58. You can even eat in bed if you want to.

59. You can decorate the entire house according to your taste.

60. The only person spending your money is you.

61. Three words: Marriage Tax Penalty.

62. The only debts you have to pay off are your own.

63. Kids with single parents can get more financial aid.

64. Bickering couples are at best a relieving reminder and at worst hilarious.

65. Less pressure about body weight.

66. Married people are fatter on average anyway.

67. Suddenly, it's okay to look (and flirt).

68. It's easier to focus on your career and your dreams.

69. You're the only person who gets to decide if you "need to make more money."

70. The only mood swings you have to deal with are your own.

71. There are a lot of lonely and violently psychopathic people out there.

72. You don't have to change your religious beliefs one bit.

73. There are 6.5 Billion other fish in the sea. That's 6,500 x 1 million. Yeah.

74. Porn is cheaper, easier, and comes in more varieties.

75. The toilet seat only moves when you move it.

76. Cohabitation is legal, fun, and less of a hassle than marriage.

77. You don't have to deal with someone else's kids all the time.

78. Divorce is pricey.

79. You don't have to deal with "compliment fishing."

80. Fewer minutes spent with a phone attached to your ear.

81. No endless nagging.

82. You never have to answer the phone "right now!"

83. You can drink what you want, where you want, and as much as you want.

84. No doubts or worries about someone sleeping around.

85. Things stay where you put them.

86. You can meditate and have your quiet time when you need it.

87. The only thing whining about not being fed is your cat.

88. You can take out the trash when you feel like it.

89. You can shower or bathe when you want, as often as you want, for as long as you want.

90. You can even leave the door open when you shower.

91. The longer you wait, the better you know yourself, instead of someone else.

92. Children learn how to treat themselves by watching how you treat yourself.

93. A bad relationship is like a lingering knife wound- it continues to ruin your whole day.

94. You can be as eccentric as you want.

95. Your car can be as dirty or unusual or artistic as you want.

96. You decide how long it takes to get ready.

97. Say goodbye to heartache, dumping, and being dumped.

98. You get your weekends for you and your projects.

99. You can be the wild friend with all the really juicy stories.

100. You can still get laid. Maybe even more often. Certainly with more variety.

101. Being single and staying single isn't selfish. It should be seen as putting your happiness first (Where it should be.)

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Loved by millions, featured on countless blogs and even optioned for adaptation into a television series, this newly revised and released "Reasons to Stay Single" features nearly a hundred and forty reasons to stay away from commitment-- forever! Whether you're married, single or just looking for a laugh, this "big list of the benefits of bachelorism" is definitely for you!

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

MY BIRTHDAY PROFILE

nana,

you've been living for 22 years, 10 months, and 3 days
You were born on: Friday.
Your date of conception was probably: 19th February 1988.
You've seen: 6 leap years.
Your Zodiac Sign is: Scorpio.
Your Chinese Zodiac Sign is: Dragon.
Your Ruling Planet is: Mars.
Your Birthstone is: Topaz.
Your Birth Flower is: Chrysanthemum.
Your Birth Tree is: Walnut Tree.
Your Birth Number is: 3.
Time till your next Birthday: 57 days 20 hours 10 mins.
Your Lucky Color is: Shades of Red.
Your Lucky Day is: Tuesday.
Your Lucky Number is: Two.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

MY BROKEN HEART

dear ex-love,

i forgive eventhough theres something un cleared. seems like u lie to me. its okay.. i know u have no intention to treat me like that.. maybe u try to make me calm. i've decide to start a new life and forget the old things. i didnt mean to take u out from my life. we still can be friend. yeaahhh..just friend.

now its clear that evrything was end! our life is not like playing NINTENDO games that we can repeat many times even the game is over.. no backspace, no u turn, no turning back for me. in future i'll find someone to replace that broken part. insyaallah.. there's someone who really love me. and i hope i can forget everything between me n u.

i feel like burning myself. im sick. im tired. this is the best way for us. i hope u stop bobbing up and down and asked for me .. u are my friend, and i love our friendship. before i hate u and just leave u behind, sound selfish.

goodbye and thank you for everything

video

nana ismail

Thursday, July 28, 2011

random things that are useless

*Ducks quacks don't echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler's mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
*In Singapore, it is illegal to sell or own chewing gum
*"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
*A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
*Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.
*Donald Duck was banned in Finland for a while because he doesn't wear pants.
*The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
*111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
*The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
*The manufacturing documentation for a Jumbo Jet weighs more than a Jumbo Jet.
*If electrodes are inserted at opposite ends of a pickle, and electricity is passed through, the pickle will glow.
*The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
*Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
*40% of cases a pizza will arrive sooner than an ambulance.
*Most toliets flush in E-flat.
*It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
*The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
*A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
*The longest one-syllable word is "screeched."
*Frowning burns more calories than smiling.
*1/4 of the bones in your body are in your feet.
*The average woman consumes 6 pounds of lipstick in her lifetime.
*The bullfrog is the only animal that never sleeps.
*If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
*A ball of glass will bounce higher that a ball of rubber.
*Children grow faster in the spring.
*On average, a human being will spend up to 2 weeks kissing in his/her lifetime.
*Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
*A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over100 miles per hour.
*Some ribbon worms will eat themselves if they cant find any food.
*A "dude" is an infected hair on an elephants butt.
*The average person has a total of 6 pounds of skin.
*Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
*On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
*Red is the most commonly colored vehical involved in accidents each year.
*The swastika was origionaly a symbol of peace and honor and is still used by Buddhists today.
*Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
*Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
*In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
*American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
*The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
*Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes

SLOGANS FOR LIFE

1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
frog.
7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
16. And your point is...?
17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Thursday, July 14, 2011


http://ptkumum.blogspot.com/2008/11/tonggak-dua-belas.html

TONGGAK 12 (sekadar renungan)

ELEMEN TONGGAK DUA BELAS
(i) Menghargai Masa
(ii) Ketekunan Membawa Kejayaan
(iii) Keseronokan Bekerja
(iv) Kemuliaan Kesederhanaan
(v) Ketinggian Peribadi
(vi) Kekuatan Sifat Baik Hati
(vii) Pengaruh Teladan
(viii) Kewajipan Menjalankan Tugas
(ix) Kebijaksanaan Berhemat
(x) Keutamaan Kesabaran
(xi) Peningkatan Bakat
(xii) Nikmat Mencipta

TUGAS DI TTPR

Dekat TTPR, nana digelar kerani 1. kerani satu ni buat kerja filing, jaga kursus, dan lain lain kerja yang remeh temeh :p. tapi tak de lah susah mana. kerja dia simple simple aje. lagi parah masa dekat pejabat lama. bersyukur sangat!!

PEJABAT BARU

1hb Julai 2011, nana mula berkhidmat di pejabat baru. Apa apa pun, nana still di bawah Kementerian Perumahan dan Kerajaan Tempatan. cuma bahagian aje yang berbeza. beza yang amat berbeza.


Bahagian baru nana ni namanya Tribunal Tuntutan Pembeli Rumah (TTPR). Mula mula nana agak pelik sikit bila masuk kat sini. Selama ni dah biasa punya ketua yang digelar Pengarah. Tp kat TTPR ni tak ade pengarah tapi PENGERUSI yang bernama BHUPINDAR SINGH A/L GURCHARAN SINGH PREET. :p cool yeah. bawah pengerusi pulak ade timbalan dia. seorang perempuan melayu. sangat cantik dan bergaya. nama penuh nya tak pasti tapi nana panggil dia PN. ROZI.


TTPR ni bukan lah satu bahagian yang besar. kami semua adelah dalam 30 orang. semuanya riang riang belaka. macam macam kerenah. hari hari nak bergaduh mulut. bersyukur sangat walaupun dorang macam tu tapi kerja tip top. paling bangga sekali bila dapat cc yang lasak n happy go lucky. nama dia CC NASIR. tak lama lagi dah nak pencen. **sayangnya..


Bila tengok tengok dekat carta organisasi, baru na perasan dekat pejabat nana ni ramai singh. patut lah orang panggil ni bahagian singh. hahahaaa.. apa apa pun nana bahagia dekat sini. so far semua nya baik baik belaka. alhamdulillah.

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I AM SORRY

my life was happy with you * even though we get through all kinds of arguments*. i'm sorry for all that stupid mistake that i made. and for those harsh words that i yelled. those hurting arguments and tears that make u sick. i'm sorry to hurt you at the time that i shouldn't do. im sorry to make you lost your temper to my foolishness. im sorry to call you "annoying" **i can't help it that time, you just are haha..

i'm sorry to make you deal with my child-like personality

i'm sorry to disturb you while you have so much job to do ** thanks for being my BF haha **. Yeah i was so childish. yet you still be special to me. thank you for that and sorry for sometimes i didn't treat you like my boyfriend. sorry for all the ignorance. i'm so proud to have a boy as smart as you. haha. ** ehh ehh don't blush now** Oh yea... thanks for talking to me in the middle of night when i have problems. i'm sorry to make you sleep so late. :P

i don't know how to describe this feeling but when it comes to my friends *including you*.. i feel so hard to be separated from you... just you.. only you. i'll miss you *haha i said dun blush now!* u are the best buddy i've ever had. i love you dear.. as a friend, as my boy. hey, zairi... i'll miss you much. much and moreeeeee. **dun laugh okay?**

now.. urrm.. i know i've done so many wrong doings on you. forgive me. :'( thanks for being my friend again. truly.. i can't take control of everything. people come and go, but memories stay. and im afraid that will haunted me for all my life. im afraid if i can't let u go on ur own way. take care of yourself okay!

from the girl that always pissed you off,
nana charger

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

DUMB!!

most people think being smart and wise is mainly about knowing lots of answers, but it's not. for example, lot of the time in the meeting, i'll look around and everyone will be nodding and listening carefully but inevitably, most of the people there have no idea what the speaker is talking about. it's all going way over their heads, but they're afraid to admit it because they think it will make them seem dumb.

well, not me. i will ask and just say anything that i think i didnt understand!


many times, the complicated solutions proposed are just too complex. after asking to have them explained to me, i can come out with something much simpler off the top of my head.

the reason i can do that is because i'm willing to ask dumb questions. i'm not ready to gloss over the simple assumptions just so I can appear brilliant. if i don't understand something, i want to know what it is.

nobody is born into this world knowing everything. most of what's useful inside our heads is there because we've bothered to go out and acquire it. no one knows that "dog" is spelled "D-O-G" until somebody tells them it's so. we all go through a time in life when "1+1=2" is a mystery to us.

many people think that the real geniuses spend their time thinking high thoughts about great things. but often, they're busy down in the basics of life, examining assumptions and looking where most others don't bother to.

don't be afraid to ask dumb questions, it's probably the most intelligent thing you can do.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

LIFE TOO SHORT

there comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it and surround yourself with people who make u laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. after all, life is too short to be anything but happy.

MY PRINCE CHARMING

every girl wants a prince charming and while he may be nice and all. i want a guy who will come up from behind ang put his arms around me and hold me. he'll whisper in my ear that he loves me. he's a guy who'll lay awake at night, just thinking about me. aguy who'll call me at 3.00am just to tell me how much he misses me. he'd come over just to know how i'm really doing because i said i was fine; but we both know i was lying. he'd kiss me and tell everything gonna be alright. he may not be Prince Charming to anyone else, but in my eyes, he'd fit the part perfectly!

I JUST AFRAID TO HURT & BEING HURT


B0Y :: why don't you like me?
GiRl :: i do like you .. it's just ...
B0Y :: just .. what?
GiRl :: i'm so afraid to fall again.
B0Y :: this is different..
GiRl :: how is this any different?!?
B0Y :: because this time .... i'll catch you!!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

LOVE MAKE YOU HURT AGAIN AND AGAIN

if you know someone is taken,
PLEASE !!
.respect their relationship.
dont be the
REASON
.they end up single.

Friday, April 15, 2011

MINIT MEMBUNUH

mungkin sesetangah boleh menerimanya dengan hati yang terbuka. tapi aku yakin majoritinya tidak bersetuju dengan berita yang mereka yang baru terima. lumrah hidup di dunia. tak semua yang boleh menerima keadaan kita.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

DAPAT YANG BARU YANG LAMA BAGAIMANA

Tersentap dan terpinga dengan kenyataan seorang sahabat. ‘Dapat yg baru, yang lama bagaimana’ yahh! yang lama bagaimana? di abaikan? di ingati ? di biarkan? di sepak? kau ade idea tak.....? (wah !! lantang sekali mulutnya berbicara)

Begitulah kehidupan, dunia dan mcam2 lagilah. dapat baru, yang lama ditinggalkan mcm kucing kurap tercirit lagi! opss! terlebih suda ! -.- bila baca aje Topic nih semua orang nak relate dengan LURVE A.K.A CINTA . sebenarnya bukan LURVE STORY sahaja, malah topic ni sesuai untuk PERSAHABATAN, PEJABAT, PERSEKITARAN, MENATANG, and even FAMILY pun boleh jugak ditinggalkan dan ........ kalau tak percaya tengko aje sekeliling anda.

apa yang pasti - SEDIH - yess!! sobbsobb T_T .. sedihkan.. bila baca aje mungkin ade yang nak marah.. sebab pengalaman sebelumnya.. memang.. memang inilah perasaan yg dirasakan bila ditinggalkan atau diabaikan. sakit nih makan dalam *sambil tangan menunjuk2 ke arah dada bertalu-talu* nana pernah la jugak rasa, biar pown x sehebat mana rasanya. yang nana tahu, SAKIT. Lagi2 kalau orang tuh adlah seorang yang amat kita selesa, sayang atau cinta. alahhh..nasibku baik sebab x pernah rasa perasaan ditinggalkan cinta. sebab i’ve never believe in forever relationship. muahahhaa.. kawan? alhamdulillah tak pernah sebab nana sangat sayang kawan nana tu. tentu nana sedih bila kawan tu dah tak tegur nana lagi. mungkin rasanya lebih hebat dari hilang sebelah kaki.. cistttttttttt~~ >.< sedih sungguh

tapii... malam ni nana sedar sesuatu.. yang nana mungkin telah menyakiti seseorang.. wahai sahabatku, maafkan aku. tak de niat aku nak lupakan kau.. dan sesungguhnya aku tak pernah sesekali melupakan kau.. tetiap hari aku akan menatap kenangan kita bersama.. cuma aku tak nak bebani kau dengan benda2 lain.. aku tahu kau juga ade urusan yang perlu di selesaikan dengan segera.. mungkin betul cakap kau.. aku "wrong time..wrong date.." kali ni.. aku betul2 mintak maaf dengan kau.. mungkin aku tak sedar selama ni.. mulai saat ini aku janji aku takkan kacau kau lagi.. cuma aku harapkan, suatu hari nanti, kau ingat tentang aku.. dan kau hubungi aku kembali sebab aku dah tak sabar nak ceritakan seribu satu kisah perjalanan hidup aku, susah dan senang yang aku lalui sendiri semasa ketiadaan kau disisi.. siksa hidup aku tanpa kau sahabat.. sahabat yang selama ini tak jemu2 buat aku tersenyum.. tapi sampai bila aku nak mengharapkan kau. aku dah besar, perlu berfikir dan bertindak sendiri. itu akan mengajar aku untuk menjadi seorang yang matang..

menanti khabar dari kamu sahabat,

-nana.ismail-

Sunday, March 27, 2011

TRANSFORMER

dua hari lepas aku sedar bahawa

"aku pun tak tahu apa yang aku mahukan dalam hidup ini"

dan harini aku sedar yang aku tahu apa yang aku mahukan itu.
cuma aku buat tak kisah tentang sesuatu yang penting itu.
tak ada usaha.
haaaiisshhh..
apa nak jadi ni.
aku perlu berubah.

transformasi March 2011.
masih sempatkah untuk aku mendaftar diri..?

MULIA SUNGGUH KARIER SEORANG CIKGU

baru-baru ni nana keluar bersuka ria . jumpa kawan-kawan lama di kenduri seorang kawan baik. seronok sungguh bila dah lama tak jumpa. macam-macam cerita suka duka kami kongsi bersama. namun kali ni nana tertarik dengan cerita si gadis (siti bukan nama sebenar). seorang yang cukup sopan dan penyabar. akhirnya berjaya mencapai cita-citanya untuk menjadi seorang guru.


" SELAMAT PAGI CIKGU "

karier siti bermula sebagai sementara. guru sandaran dan alhamdulillah ade rezekinya, dia dah menjadi seorang guru tetap sekarang ni. tapi apa yang menarik tentang status guru/cikgu itu...?

" HARINI HARGA GETAH NAIK CIKGU"

Siti berumur lebih kurang 25 tahun. dia begitu berminat untuk menjadi seorang pendidik namun dia tidak suka kepada pelajar yang tidak menghormati gurunya dan tidak mahu memajukan diri. Siti pernah mengajar di Sekolah tadika. Sekolah Menengah dan kini Siti mengajar di Sekolah Rendah di Perak. Siti adalah guru kepada murid-murid khas. Pada mulanya aku agak terkejut mendengar "anak murid khas itu". Dulu di sekolah rendah nana ade kelas untuk anak-anak khas ini. Budak-budak nya memang nampak sangat nakal dan begitu menyusahkan. Kencing berak tak kira dimana. air liur sentiasa meleleh. makan hingus.. geli kadang-kadang melihat keadaan mereka. terasa mereka itu sangat bodoh. jijik. namun hari ini Siti tekah menerangkan segalanya tentang anak - anak khas ini.

Siti mula membuka cerita tentang anak muridnya. "macam-macam ade.anak melayu, anak cina, anak india dan kaum lain juga". tapi kita jangan pandang hina kepada budak2 ni. diorang pun manusia juga. kadang-kadang ade sesetengah perkara yang mereka lagi bagus dari kita. setiap mereka sangat unik. mereka mudah terpengaruh dengan keadaan sekeliling. lebih-lebih lagi keluar, rakan-rakandan guru.

"APA YANG TERPENGARUH...?"

kisah 1 - anak murid istimewa ku
dia merupakan seorang pelajar yang baik.boleh menerima segala yang diberi. namun lemah sedikit di dalam matapelajaran matematik. boleh menambah namun agak lemah dalam menolak darab dan bahagi. apa yang itimewa tentang pelajar jenis ini. mereka cepat tangkap dengan isu semasa. contohnya :- Ali (bukan nama sebenar) sering menceritakan isu semasa kepada Siti (cikgu kegemarannya). Ali boleh membaca. Ali akan menceritakan apa yang dibaca didalam surat khabar pagi tadi kepada Siti. Siti tidak dapat melupakan kisah yang sungguh sebak namun berjaya mencuit hatinya. ali berkata kepadanya,"cikgu, saya sangat gembira hari ini." cikgu Siti bertanya kepada Ali "bagus lah kalau kita berasa gembira. tapi kenapa...?apa yang sangat menggembirakan ali...?" Jawapan Ali : "harga getah naik cikgu. Ayah dan emak mesti seronok dan mereka tidak perlu risau tentang pendapatan lagi". ali merupakan anak kepada penoreh getah. sedih bukan. seorang anak istimewa memikirkan tentang ibu bapanya. tapi anak - anak yang sihat..? ibubapa dibuang entah kemana.



....... bersambung (dah ngantuk lah)

Thursday, February 17, 2011

ZAMAN BILA EH..?

Al kisah di zaman serba moden ni. Terkejut beruk nana. Suatu hari, nana ditugaskan untuk menyediakan folder dan lampiran untuk sebuah mesyuarat yang akan diurusetiakan oleh bahagian nana. itu tak jadi masalah walaupun kerjanya agak remeh temeh dan kami dah kesuntukan masa. Syukur ada kawan-kawn yang sedia membantu pabila susah. Yan & Maulana. Tapi masalahnya disini Satu-satunya mesin pencetak di pejabat Nana ni dan rosak. Masalah hardware. Memang tak boleh diperbaiki oleh technician di sini. Tiba-tiba dapat idea. Nana masuk ke pejabat seorang pegawai kanan ni. Nana nak minta kebenaran dia untuk pinjam mesin pencetak (printer) di bilik dia memandangkan pegawai ni langsung tak de menaip apatah lagi mencetak. Jadi mesin pencetak dalam bilik dia tu hanyalah sekadar hiasan tak salah kalau bagi nana pinjam kan. Teliti dialog kami :-

Nana : Encik Pegawai, saya nak pinjam printer encik pegawai boleh?
Saya nak buat folder utk Meeting Keutuhan. Printer saya rosak .

Encik Pegawai : Ohhh....printer saya tu pun rosak. Takde BATTERY .
Kkkkaaahhhhhhkkkaaahhhh!! siot lah...